Time for a bike ride to downtown Kobenhavn. That's Copenhagen. Copenhagen has a Queen, she's very nice, from what I've been told by the Danes. She's so nice, she let us ride around in front of her house! Try that on the driveway of the White House, and the guys who live in there aren't even royalty, even though sometimes they think they are.
We pedaled our way over to Rosenborg Castle. This joint is where they keep the crown jewels. It's also where Denmarks most kick-ass king lived most of the time. His name was Christian IV, and he was THE LADIES' MAN! He had around 26 kids or so. He wore a pony-tail, had an earring, and loved practical jokes. There's a chair inside the castle that locks your wrists down when you sit in it. Then, someone sneaks up behind you and pours some water down a funnel, and it soaks out on the cushion making it look like you pissed your pants. ROTFL! Genius! He also had a mirror on the floor of one room for checking out the knickers of the ladies! This would have been one fun guy to have a beer or 15 with.
Christian IV, read more about him here.
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